I don’t understand couples who sit on the same side of a booth when eating in restaurants. But I shouldn’t judge. Maybe they’re just sick of looking at each other’s dumb faces.
Monthly Archives: February 2017
Hail to the Queef
Today Donald Trump celebrates his first month as president. Wow. It seems like just yesterday he had no idea what the hell he was doing.
Most Likely to Succeed
A Wisconsin teen spent $500 on roses and gave one to every girl in his school so they would feel special on Valentine’s Day. This was the first stage of his larger plan, which is to have sex with every girl in his school.