I don’t understand couples who sit on the same side of a booth when eating in restaurants. But I shouldn’t judge. Maybe they’re just sick of looking at each other’s dumb faces.
Category Archives: culture
I Hate Valentine’s Day – the music video!
The Price of Love
The cost of raising a child has been calculated at roughly $233,000. Just to put that in perspective, you can get 233 vasectomies for that kind of money.
In the Tank
Today SeaWorld San Diego is ending its long-running killer whale show after years of public outcry. It will be replaced with a new exhibit showcasing porpoises with non-violent criminal records.
Bosom Baddies
A California man serving a life sentence for murder has received sex re-assignment surgery and will be transferred to a women’s prison. Tom Hanks is already looking at a preliminary script.
Who Asked You
The problem with social media is that everyone thinks their opinion matters and needs to be heard. Well that’s my 2 cents.
Book of the Month
A newly-released annotated edition of Hitler’s ‘Mein Kampf’ has become a surprise bestseller. Thank goodness Trump doesn’t like to read.
You Drive
Last night my Uber driver was so drunk I had to give him a ride home.
Nuts!
This year Santa left Planter’s low-sodium peanuts in my Christmas stocking. I can only guess that he ran out of coal.
Typhoid Merry
Donald Trump pledges to stop the war on Christmas and to start one with everyone else.