Today Donald Trump celebrates his first month as president. Wow. It seems like just yesterday he had no idea what the hell he was doing.
Category Archives: politics and government
Sally’s Finale
Donald Trump fired Attorney General Sally Yates for defying his Muslim travel ban. Wow. Trump’s ideas are so bad, he even caused a lawyer to do the right thing.
Brilliant Disguise
A Bruce Springsteen cover band is scheduled to perform at Trump’s inauguration. That’s two acts in one day pretending to be the boss.
Job Hunters
Donald Jr. And Eric Trump will be busy running their father’s business while he is president. It’s a radical change to their usual schedule, which involves flying to Zimbabwe and murdering animals for fun.
Full Plate
Today US intelligence leaders will present Donald Trump with evidence that the Russians hacked our election. Does Trump really have time for this? He’s right in the middle of trying to sue a celebrity chef.
Hit the Road, Джэк
President Obama has ordered 35 Russian diplomats to leave the country for meddling in our election. Donald Trump has offered the diplomats his sofa until Obama cools off.
Typhoid Merry
Donald Trump pledges to stop the war on Christmas and to start one with everyone else.
White Christmas
A white woman from Kentucky unleashed a racist rant at a hispanic customer while shopping at JC Penny. Donald Trump has condemned her behavior and might even sue her for leaking his inaugural address.
Why You All Up in My Grill?
Donald Trump is upset about the scathing review Vanity Fair magazine gave his restaurant. But he’s even more upset with good friend Vladimir Putin, who knew about the article months ago and didn’t tell him.
Group Chat
Today the heads of technology (most of whom supported Hillary Clinton) will be meeting with Donald Trump. Donald has brought them together for one sole purpose – to call them all traitors and nerds.