If Dick Clark had been alive to see Mariah Carey’s disastrous performance on his legendary show, I bet he would’ve had a stroke.
Category Archives: tv and film
Position Terminated
Arnold Schwarzenegger will replace Donald Trump as host on NBC’s Celebrity Apprentice. He’s the perfect guy to reprise Donald’s role as a power-hungry womanizer with a limited vocabulary.
Call Me When Santa’s On
I like to watch the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade for the music. It’s a first look at all the up-and-coming new artists that won’t be around next year.
He’s at the Cantina
Carrie Fisher confirmed that while filming Star Wars she had an affair with Harrison Ford, who was married at the time. And it was especially hard on Chewbacca, who had to keep covering for him.
Immature Audiences Only
Warning: Tonight’s presidential debate may be unsuitable for children under 17. This program may contain one or more of the following: crude indecent language (L), explicit sexual activity (S), or graphic violence (V). Enjoy.
Alright, Start Talking
I can’t wait to see who loses the first presidential debate tonight – I mean, besides us.
Bad Vibrations
Mark Wahlberg has withdrawn his request to be pardoned for a crime he committed as a juvenile. Instead, he is now seeking amnesty for his years as a South Boston gang leader – the notorious Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch.
Do the Swim
Ryan Lochte’s performance on Dancing with the Stars was disrupted by two protesters. Lochte was so shaken by the incident that he ran back to his dressing room, tore a poster of the wall and peed in the trash can.
The Foxcatcher
Gretchen Carlson has been awarded $20 million and a public apology for her unfair treatment while working at Fox News. Greta Van Susteren, who announced her departure earlier this week, got a Shoebox card and a fancy cupcake.
Double Trouble
CEO Rupert Murdoch has replaced Roger Ailes with two co-presidents, potentially doubling the amount of sexual harassment at Fox News.