Ultra Music Fest is taking place in Miami this weekend. It’s where America’s youth can behave like animals while listening to total garbage. Like a Trump rally for kids.
Ultra Music Fest is taking place in Miami this weekend. It’s where America’s youth can behave like animals while listening to total garbage. Like a Trump rally for kids.
Hulk Hogan is suing gossip website Gawker for posting a video of him having sex with his best friend’s wife. Hogan claims that just like professional wrestling, it wasn’t real.
I finally caught that naked leprechaun who was sneaking around my apartment yesterday. Now it’s his turn to chase me.
This morning a naked leprechaun ran straight through my apartment. I did all that I could to stop him, but he was on a lucky streak.
A homeless man from San Francisco was the one who helped police capture the escaped inmates from Orange County jail last month. Authorities were going to give him the $100,000 reward, but then decided he’d probably just spend it on whiskey.
A video has surfaced in which a Kellogg’s employee is casually urinating on a cereal assembly line. Frosted Flakes representative Tony the Tiger went on record saying THEY’RE GR-R-REATly disturbed by the incident.
This afternoon a woman told me she didn’t like my beard. I thought that was kind of rude. And I had just told her how much I liked hers.
A brawl broke out on a Spirit Airline flight and a video has since gone viral. I haven’t seen so many stupid people behaving this badly since yesterday’s Trump rally.
Nestle USA is recalling millions of its frozen dinners because they may contain glass. However, outside the danger of cutting yourself, the nutritional value of most of their meals has actually increased.
NASCAR CEO Brian France is receiving internal backlash for endorsing Donald Trump. It appears that the average race car fan feels that Donald might give white trash a bad name.