At a Target store in Connecticut, a man verbally accosted a woman for breast feeding in public. It turned out the guy had a history of lactose intolerance.
Category Archives: food
Taco Tussle
Moe’s Southwest Grill beat out Chipotle as America’s most popular Mexican fast food restaurant. They did it by offering customers twice the flavor with half the diarrhea.
Out Ta Get Me
Rocker Axl Rose is demanding that Google take down photos of him when he was overweight. Or in other words, “Hey everybody, check out my fat pics!”
Overly Defensive
Donald Trump thinks he can’t get a fair trial in a lawsuit against Trump University because the residing judge is Latino. Judge Curiel has assured Trump he’ll be treated fairly, and that the courthouse cafeteria has the best taco salads.
Packed Lunch
At an airport in Tucson, Ariz., a woman was arrested for smuggling meth-filled burritos. The drugs have a street value of roughly $3,000, but if you want guacamole, that’s extra.
Pets Unknown
President Obama met with Anthony Bourdain for dinner at a small restaurant in Vietnam. Amazingly, the meal only cost $6, and that was for the large cat.
GMOh My Aching Head
Bayer AG is offering to buy Monsanto Co. for $62 billion cash. If it goes through you’ll be able buy aspirin from the same company that gave you the headache in the first place.
Root of the Problem
An 8-year-old boy was accidentally served an alcoholic root beer at a TGIFriday’s in Las Vegas. His parents were furious as they were there celebrating their son’s 3rd year of sobriety.
It’s a Dry Heat
A Burger King in Finland opened up its first in-store sauna. But before you go in, be warned. The King doesn’t like to wear a towel.
Fresh Idea
MacDonald’s is testing fresh beef patties in 14 of its Dallas restaurants. If this works, they may even try making french fries out of potatoes.