It seems that Pope Francis did indeed visit with homophobic Kentucky clerk Kim Davis before departing America. Next time, Holy Father, could you fart after you leave the room?
Category Archives: current events
I Stand Corrected
Yesterday Pope Francis visited a Philadelphia prison, taking time to hug and shake hands with inmates. He returned later that evening for a follow-up visit, after discovering his wallet and wristwatch were missing.
Pass the Tissues
House Speaker John Boehner announced his resignation at the end of the month. He plans on spending more time with his family, self-tanning and openly weeping.
Natural Selection
Republican candidate Ben Carson recently stated that Darwin’s theory of evolution was created by the Devil. That may be so, but it doesn’t change the fact that Carson’s campaign is quickly becoming an endangered species.
Give a Man Enough Pope
This non-stop media coverage of Pope Francis in America is exhausting. Who does he think he is? Donald Trump?
Song for the Ages
The copyright to the tune “Happy Birthday” has finally expired, meaning it can now be used without paying any royalties. Available soon on iTunes – Jon Curtis Rose Sings and Plays ‘Happy Birthday’: Names Starting with ‘A’. I’ve already got an idea for a follow-up album.
Now It’s a Party
Republican presidential candidate Ben Carson stated that he doesn’t think a Muslim should ever be US president. Donald Trump defended Carson by saying, “surely he only meant Muslim women.”
My Wurst Joke
Germany is about to host Oktoberfest, and they will designate the first Sunday as a Gay Pride event. It’s the only day of the 2-week festival that’s in no danger of running out of sausages.
On The House
Donald Trump says he will reject the $400,000 yearly salary if elected president. You see, even he knows what a Trump presidency is worth.
Put It Away
A Georgia woman was asked to leave an LA Fitness when she was spotted publicly breast feeding her child. The mother claims her rights were violated, while the gym manager insists he was simply enforcing their “no outside food or drink” policy.