A&E Network is set to air a documentary series about present-day KKK culture. Four Klan families have agreed to these in-depth interviews, with hopes that you’ll keep an open mind.
Category Archives: culture
That’s My Impression
A Claude Monet painting sold for $81.4 million at a New York auction yesterday. This price might sound outrageous to some, but I’ve heard of more ridiculous things – like Donald Trump is going to be president.
Bite me, Bruh
Mosquitoes carrying the Zika virus have been detected in the trendy urban arts district of Wynwood, Miami, giving me yet another reason to hate hipsters.
Packing Heat
The TSA has seized more than 1,500 guns from carry-on bags since January, forcing travelers to purchase cheaply made and overpriced weapons from the airport gift shop once through security.
The Searchers
I was put in charge of organizing an Easter egg hunt for the neighborhood kids this morning. They’re still out there looking right now. Maybe next year I’ll get off my ass and hide some eggs.
Catch Me If You Can
I finally caught that naked leprechaun who was sneaking around my apartment yesterday. Now it’s his turn to chase me.
Go Green
This morning a naked leprechaun ran straight through my apartment. I did all that I could to stop him, but he was on a lucky streak.
Day at the Museum
A woman was arrested for indecent exposure after lying down naked in front of a painting at the Musee d’Orsay in Paris. While some spectators found it inappropriate, a visiting group of 12-year-old schoolboys have called it the best field trip ever.
Have Another
Parents who violated the former 1-child policy in China are asking to have their fines dismissed, now that it is legal to have 2 children. They believe that having 2 children is punishment enough.
Park It Anywhere
Santa’s gonna be a little late this year. My asshole neighbor just had his sled towed.